Friday, February 22, 2008

Missed A Spot

The U. S. Postal Service.

For heaven's sakes, don't anyone dare tell the terrorists about the U. S. mail. If they knew they could send money and instructions through the mail to other terrorists, our fishing for e-mail and phone calls from them would return zilch.

Fortunately, all terrorists use computers. And none of them read the news. So all we need to do now is to look at is their e-mails and their web explorations to see what they're up to.

However, if they ever should think of using the mail to conduct their nefarious communications, our goose is cooked. Gift cards with money. Postcards showing our most prized public works - tomorrow's targets. Revolver replacement parts.

Fortunately, no one ever reads this blog, so the secret is secure.

Don't tell anyone.


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