The Lies One Lives

It is so easy to live a lie.

America is in Iraq to spread freedom and democracy. It is not about the oil. If they didn't have any oil, we'd still be there. Fighting dictators is what we're all about. We're dictator-fighters.

I am a good listener.

I am considered by some to be the world's greatest lover, or at least a very good one.

I understand the stock market well enough to manage my investments.

I am able to set up a home network.

I am able to program in modern computer languages.

I am unafraid of women.

Television is companionship.

I am ready for death.

I was honestly elected.